See What You Can't Do

So...i just checked my O2 bill online. I have never seen anything so complicated. There were numbers EVERYWHERE! The links made little sense and i found myself going round in circles. If this is deliberate in an effort to make us pay the extra 99p for Itemised billing then it's almost working.

O2 aren't completely useless - they provide you with a formula for calculating how many text messages had the letter 'e' in the body, but I'm still just left daydreaming of the good old days at Orange where i dialed 150 and was politely told how many minutes i had left this month.