You Can Do It

So...I went B&Q today. Couldn't find what i was looking for so i asked the first assistant i could find that was wearing an orange B&Q apron with their name on. The story picks up at Aisle 19 in-store...

"Excuse Me, where can i find White Spirit?"
"Sorry don't ask me, I'm just an actor working on a film in here"

Probably makes it to my all-time top-10 of randomness.
Needless to say i found the White Spirit alone.